Using Mathematics to stay alive

I have received around 20 sms telling me not to cross over the very famous
Jal El dib Highway. This is not to mention the famous image that has been
circulating the net (image below).

I want to give you a couple of hints, on how you can avoid death on this
bridge with the following theory.
First let's do a couple of assumptions. They might be erroneous, but what
the heck, i hope that no one will apply my theory when crossing the bridge:
- Assumption #1: The bridge will either fall on the highway from Jounieh to
Beirut, on itself (centered), on the internal road next to the famous
concrete clock equally. One might argue that the probabilities should not
be equal, but let's keep it simple.
- Assumption #2: You are someone who frequently crosses the bridge
(therefor the probability of applying this concept increases).

Now let's look at the bridge below. Your best bet is to take the bridge. You dont want to be below it on any side because your death will be guaranteed.



And here's what you should do:
1 - Stage 1 (zigzag in red): Slide your car like you are drifting. This would scare people and would make them clear the way for your to hop on the bridge.
2 - Stage 2: you would press the gaz, pump the fuel and speed up on the bridge.
3 - Stage 3: you enjoy your ride as the bridge suspense is now behind you.
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Now note that at least you are not three red dot in the image (this is the poor cop that handles the traffic), and that you cannot apply this theory but for the upcoming couple of hours as the bridge will be removed.